So the latest must watch is Citizen Khan, it's filled with some humor, sarcasm and in all seriousness some stupidity. It's a six part comedy which makes you laugh and cry. The stupidity of Mr Khan 'Community Leader' if you say so makes me want to offer him a brain transplant. Or we could all chip in and donate him some brain cells, but i doubt that would do him good as his greed will get the better of him, he may end up selling the brain cells. Oh well...
For those of you who don't know, Citizen Khan is about a typical Pakistani family and it portrays some of the stupidest things that a man can only imagine. The 'Khan' family consists of Mr & Mrs Khan, and their two daughters Shazia and Aliya. Not to forget 'buddu' (the idiot AKA Amjad) the soon to be Son in Law of Mr Khan. Mr Khan is the most annoying and stingy person with his own set of Laws. In other words he does as he pleases as he is 'Community Leader' his words, not mine and everything and everyone else is below him. Oh my, he thinks he's the brain of all mankind, thank god he's not! Seriously he has NO brain! He does my head in, Mrs Khan, Shazia and Aliya would certainly agree with me...
Moving on to Mrs Khan, i applaud her. How on earth can she put up with such an idiot. She seriously needs to be rewarded for her patience with mankind, it is her who puts Mr Khan in his place and is probably the only one who knows how to...
Shazia, she is the straightforward and down to earth daughter of Mr Khan and also usually Mr Khans only target. She's the awkward one in Mr Khan's eyes. Unfortunately for her she's marrying Amjad the dimwit, who she adores and playfully calls 'buddu' and she certainly isn't lying.
Now this shall be a long one, Aliya. Aliya is the perfect daughter in Mr Khans eyes, she covers her head and she obeys her religion through following and reading the word of the Holy Quran. But this image of Aliya is far from true, she's a traitor! She wears her hijab only infront of Mr Khan, underneath the hijab she has blonde highlights! And she dresses far from modestly. But i think BBC kind of pushed the button a little when Aliya was reading a magazine and as soon as Mr Khan stepped in she pretended she was reading the Quran, behind which, while her fathers attention was elsewhere, she was texting. I personally feel this disobeyed the Quran, but it needs to be said, it gives a true insight into the hypocrisy of Muslims, unfortunately. In Mr Khans eyes she's perfect, but behind his back she does the opposite. She's not the ever so obedient daughter he thinks she is in fact just like him a hypocrite. She's a walking example of today's Muslims, she wears the hijab but defies the purpose of it with firstly the way she dresses, which is really not modest at all and secondly the way in which she wears her hijab.
In a hadith it is stated that the Prophet (صلى الله عليه وسلم) said:
“There are two types of the people of Hell whom I have not seen: men in whose hands are whips like the tails of cattle, with which they beat the people, and women who are clothed yet naked, maa’ilaat mumeelaat, with their heads like the humps of camels, tilted to one side. They will not enter Paradise nor even smell its fragrance.”
I know that this is what Muslim girls actually do, and in actual fact the comedy only portrays what Muslims actually do. But it just shows the injustice between two sisters. Although Shazia doesn't wear a hijab, truth be told she is a better Muslim than Aliya. Just try telling Mr Khan that! Extreme Hypocrisy!
These are just my views on the Khan family, feel free to add yours :)
P.s that's Dave the revert, with his arms around Amjad. But Mr Khan doesn't see him as a Muslim as he's not the same colour as him. He refers to him as 'the ginger Muslim' IDIOT
